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Bevis & Butthead - Trust Paddles - The guys you don't want assigned as LSO's.......Rectum Non Bustus

 

Carrier (Naval Aviation) novelty patch, 1990's Persian Gulf

 

Bevis and Butthead Trust Paddles 001.jpg

 

Bevis and Butthead Trust Paddles 002.jpg

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"Always Check Your Six Ivan".........

AIM-9 SIDEWINDER Cold War patch from USS AMERICA (CV-66) 1982 Mediterranean - Indian Ocean cruise

 

AIM 9 Sidewinder USS AMERICA 001.jpg

 

AIM 9 Sidewinder USS AMERICA 002.jpg

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I don't think I could live without that Beavis and Butthead patch... how hard are they to turn up?

 

I got that about 10 years ago, only one I've ever come across.......good hunting

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A VP-9 GOLDEN EAGLES Ace Novelty original posted by Bearmon on the VP forum

 

VP 9 GOLDEN EAGLES Ace Novelty.jpg

 

PATRON NINE (VP-9) GOLDEN (EXPLODED) EAGLES

And mine removed from a flight jacket

09 VP 9 GOLDEN EXPLODED EAGLES 001 Novelty Patch.jpg

 

09 VP 9 GOLDEN EXPLODED EAGLES 002 Novelty Patch.jpg

 

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USS PARICUTIN (AE-18) Ammunition Ship - Vietnam Era, Japanese made

 

AE 18 USS PARICUTIN 000.jpg

 

ROOTIN! TOOTIN! PARICUTIN AE 18 ENJOY YOUR BANG

 

AE 18 USS PARICUTIN 003.jpg

 

AE 18 USS PARICUTIN 004.jpg

 

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Some Vietnam Classics from the vendors outside of Yokosuka Naval Station (Yokohama/Tokyo)

 

CVA 34 USS ORISKANY VIETNAM CRUISE TGYC 001.jpg

 

CVA 34 USS ORISKANY VIETNAM CRUISE 001.jpg

 

Naval Tradition, Still true today

 

CVA 34 USS ORISKANY VIETNAM CRUISE 002.jpg

 

CVA 34 USS ORISKANY VIETNAM CRUISE 003.jpg

 

USN NEVER AGAIN - This one always made the Lifers crazy, but the majority of Vietnam draftees and reservists did not want to 'ship over' and reenlist.

 

CVA 34 USS ORISKANY VIETNAM CRUISE 004.jpg

 

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Uh, my tooth doesn't hurt anymore sir, really, I'll get back to my station...

 

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DENTAL MAGIC USS MIDWAY CV-41 YOKOSUKA, JAPAN, FOREIGN LEGION

"We May Not Do It Right, But We Never Give Up"

 

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100 Missions Route 16 Yokohama-Yokosuka (US Naval Station), 7th Fleet aka The Foreign Legion

 

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USS CHICAGO (CG-11) DENTAL, Japanese made 8"h x 7"w

 

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"So much to be done, so few to do it!"

 

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"GO TO LAUNCH SIR!"

USS SHANGRI LA (CVA-38) CATAPULTS (V-1)

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BAGUS TRIXUS - REMAINUS FLEXIBUS

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HC-1 Fleet Angels Med Evac circa 1981 Philippine made

 

Peeping Angels - 100 Missions Over Black's (Nude) Beach, La Jolla (San Diego) California

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Another one from the USS NIMITZ (CVN-68) Sixth (Deck) Division 'perpetual maintenance specialists'

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Rust Never Sleeps

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SIXTH DIVISION RUST BUSTERS

Ace Novelty, Tokyo, Japan

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Ran across this rendition of a false rating.  Remembering back about some of the no-loads in my divisions/departments over the years, I'm tempted to recommend the rate's creation by the Navy's Personnel Office.

 

Skater 3rd Class Badge.jpg

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That's a universal E-4 & below Skate Rate, specialist in evading mess cranking, work parties, extra duty, TAD/TDY assignments & Lifers

 

BZ

 

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On 12/4/2022 at 1:45 PM, Salvage Sailor said:

Another one from the USS NIMITZ (CVN-68) Sixth (Deck) Division 'perpetual maintenance specialists'

1717145705_Needlegun.jpg.848850b9643b3a392cf877f6ae34f4db.jpg

 

Rust Never Sleeps

1964641195_CVN68USSNIMITZRustBustersAceNovelty001.jpg.375b6d08b26a169bfc0460470cd6ff4d.jpg

SIXTH DIVISION RUST BUSTERS

Ace Novelty, Tokyo, Japan

114518771_CVN68USSNIMITZRustBustersAceNovelty002.jpg.d248e8096c662a9c68f9ed9c40ef8605.jpg

 

471568783_ChippingPaint.jpg.961a7d26f2c310e1328381458e1da615.jpg

 

 

 

more 'perpetual maintenance specialists' with the Fleet

 

If you were there, you know what I'm talking about...

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FLEET TUG USS UTE (ATF-76) Vietnam/Cold War Era

CHIP & PAINT, SCRUB, SWAB

SEMPER FIELD DAY INSPECTUS

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FARTPAC

WE PASS GAS

FARTPACwepassgas001.JPG.086a336320cf84acae89f62cb88241d3.JPG

 

For those not familiar with USN acronyms, this is a real outfit

Fleet Airborne Refueling Team Pacific - FARTPAC

(although it's also a 'browneye' patch too, never seen this version elsewhere)

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Kurt Barickman

Funny stuff!! All too familiar: like Dave, I gotta see if I can find my deck jacket.,..

 

Kurt

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On 7/1/2021 at 5:54 PM, Salvage Sailor said:

Some Vietnam Classics from the vendors outside of Yokosuka Naval Station (Yokohama/Tokyo)

 

CVA 34 USS ORISKANY VIETNAM CRUISE TGYC 001.jpg

 

CVA 34 USS ORISKANY VIETNAM CRUISE 001.jpg

 

Naval Tradition, Still true today

 

CVA 34 USS ORISKANY VIETNAM CRUISE 002.jpg

 

CVA 34 USS ORISKANY VIETNAM CRUISE 003.jpg

 

USN NEVER AGAIN - This one always made the Lifers crazy, but the majority of Vietnam draftees and reservists did not want to 'ship over' and reenlist.

 

CVA 34 USS ORISKANY VIETNAM CRUISE 004.jpg

 

I remember that one and still quote it!

 

Kurt

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