The loneliest man at Beltring!

[Baron3-6]

Honestly, as a guy who has dodged a few real Talibs, I think it's kind of funny.....here's some pointers:

 

1. Ditch the truck, get a 1970's Japanese motorcycle and cover it with fringe.

2. Get a cheap disposable cell phone, fill it with the most vile porn you can find, then walk around showing it to everyone.

3. Mirror sunglasses.

4. Yellow "water jugs"

5. Chew some opium

6. Drink lots of Chai

7. Fire RPG's everywhere at the first sign of trouble

9. Lose at least 75% of your teeth

10. Honestly believe that 99% of STD's come from "mixing green chai with black chai"

11. OR keep the truck, get a set of blue dickies work clothes and still keep 2-10 and be the Afghan Police Force

[J_Andrews]

Maybe they were just undocumented guest workers, enjoying holdiay from the pie shop, out for a jaunt poaching the Queen's deer ? Jolly fellows, eh?

 

Next year's assignment: Impressions of US SF/CIA/USAF advisors to the Northern Alliance, 2001-2002. A few small and scraggly horses might be found before they hit the glue factory.

[Sabrejet]

[Jack's Son]

Careful.......they may declare a Fatwa on the author!! :fear:

[General Apathy]

Maybe they were just undocumented guest workers, enjoying holdiay from the pie shop, out for a jaunt poaching the Queen's deer ? Jolly fellows, eh?

 

Next year's assignment: Impressions of US SF/CIA/USAF advisors to the Northern Alliance, 2001-2002. A few small and scraggly horses might be found before they hit the glue factory.

 

My guess, white pick-up means road construction crew working outside the show, they saw the opportunity to get in the show for free as a display group, the firms white pick-up they already have and cheaper than purchasing an original ex-mil vehicle, they threw on some old smelly sheep hearder's rags couple of cheap airsoft weapons and hey presto free show................. :laughing1:

 

ken

[Nkomo]

Honestly, as a guy who has dodged a few real Talibs, I think it's kind of funny.....here's some pointers:

 

1. Ditch the truck, get a 1970's Japanese motorcycle and cover it with fringe.

2. Get a cheap disposable cell phone, fill it with the most vile porn you can find, then walk around showing it to everyone.

3. Mirror sunglasses.

4. Yellow "water jugs"

5. Chew some opium

6. Drink lots of Chai

7. Fire RPG's everywhere at the first sign of trouble

9. Lose at least 75% of your teeth

10. Honestly believe that 99% of STD's come from "mixing green chai with black chai"

11. OR keep the truck, get a set of blue dickies work clothes and still keep 2-10 and be the Afghan Police Force

This made my day!