USMC joke

[Bluehawk]

The Commanding Officer of a regiment in the U.S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff, battalion and company commanders.

 

While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the

 

colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

 

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual

 

amount of sound sleep.

 

He posed the question of just how much of sex was work, and how much

 

of it was pleasure?

 

The regimental executive officer chimed in with 75-25% in favor of

 

work. A captain said it was 50-50%. The colonel's aide responded with

 

25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.

 

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the private who was in

 

charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

 

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, 'Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.'

 

The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked, why?

 

'Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them.

[Jack's Son]

Okay.....I'll give this one a push.

[Sabrejet]

:hapy0003: I'm sure that'll strike a chord with everyone who's served in the military!

[doyler]

Never argue with a private....

[tbirdismypride]

ZING!!! Bet that stung a little! :w00t: